dear makhluk halus,

“what has gotten into you? tell me. i nearly cannot recall your good deeds. please make me understand!”

a monkey attack

it was in the evening. i was tidying up my tudung in front of the mirror when this unexpected scene occurred. as far as i can remember, i turned my laptop off and started dolling up myself as my room mates planned to go somewhere to get some fresh air. you know, it was boring to sit in the room all day. i was staring myself in the mirror when my ears suddenly heard something scratching at the window. moments later, that scratching sound turned into knocking. i was effing terrified and shocked when i saw a beruk unveiled itself from the window’s curtain. my jaw dropped. but it dropped not for too long. i screamed AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! very loud. so loud that farisa’s lips turned BLUE when she heard it. very da bomb. haha. i think her lips’ blood vessels might literally burst out of fright (then it should be RED in color, right? never mind). i ran into farisa’s compartment and babbled every words i wanted to say as fast as possible. farisa held a mop stick and she as well screamed to my face “kita guna ni! kita guna ni!”

HAHAHAHA. it was very funny though. BAD BERUK!

the best part : the bloody monkey backed out from the window when it heard me yelling. i like it. so who’s bad huh, beruk?

listen to We The Kings – Heaven Can Wait

live like we’re dying

–> activity of triggering the network of neurons in my brain to forget that so-called beautiful memories by deleting any means of datas related.

it surprisingly worked! oh, i’m so relieved. bhahahaha

i’m starting something new. something fresh!

listen to Lady Gaga – Bad Romance [best best]

ignorance – paramore

” i’m not the same kid from your memory
well now i can fend for myself “

get a helmet

i’ll be as if i never existed..

listen to Melly Goeslaw feat Amee.

fening fening lalat

“penat lah pikir orang punya pandangan kat kite. buat taktau je boleh? saye manusia, tolooonglah faham saye jugak kadang kadang”

- edisi Twitter

me with upper east siders

aaaaa. tadi pukul 10 pagi aku telan la pill nak hilangkan selsema. aku tak mau makan sebenarnye, tapi sebab nak suruh mak aku stop berleter aku makan la. hehe.. then aku sambung la tengok Gabe Bondoc [click click] dekat youtube. serious best suara dia ni. masa ni la aku rase mata aku dah serupa mata panda [click click]. tak tipu. ohh ngantok! aku pon tutup la laptop.. i slept. in the living room.

“ding dong!”

ohh? someone came to my house. merungut lah jugak kan. hoiii aku baru tido. tapi bangun lah jugak. aku rase baju aku pakai macam lain sebelum aku tido. aku try la tarik leher baju tu, nak tengok baju ape. betapa bulatnye mata aku Allah je yang tahu. bulat macam bola golf. PRADA?? weh! aku tak pernah pegi kedai prada pun! ape nih! tapi kalo tengok baju ni, memang tak sangka lah from prada. [sebab muslimah gila design dia! hahaha] tapi memang rase mahal gila lah baju tu. oh, tetamu kat lua. lupa pulak.

OWW EMM GEE. Serena Van Der Woodsen, Jenny Humphrey and Blair Waldorf??!

tangan aku dah menggeletar dah. ape dorg buat kat sini? hoi? tapi aku picit je lah butang nak suruh pintu pagar bukak. mereka pun masuk. masuk dalam rumah. aku dah dekat nak pengsan. lawa gilaaaaaa baju dorg. stylo memang tak payah kate lah. sebijik dalam gossip girl. fuyooh! aku nak pengsan lagi skali. YA ALLAH APE NI.

serena : yun! [dia panggil aku yun!] I miss you so bad! don’t you miss me, baby?

jenny : we’re off to do some shopping, care to tag along? [NAK!!!]

blair : urgh your skin looks very terrible. have you lost your mirror? you’re going to fix it. with me. [HAHA]

aku koma. serena hugged me so tight. so did jenny and blair. did she call me baby? i’ve been friends with them? since when? where am i? help help! you spin my head right round right round. HAHAHA. aku nak pengsan lagi skali. cantik gila dorg.. ohh so beautiful and elegant, as always. ktorang borak borak, gelak gelak.. borak borak lagi. best! yang pelik kat umah tu aku sorang je. mama ayah adik adik sume tade. tak tau lah dorg pegi mane. tiba tiba…

ktorang dekat lua rumah. bersepah gila! serena terjelepok, aku terduduk, blair terbaring. jenny aku tak ingat orientation dia macam mane. macam ade tornado hempas ktorang kat lua. adeh.. bila masa pulak lah Malaysia ade tornado. aku tak tau ape yang dah jadi, tapi muka confident gila nak adapt dgn situation [bongok gila, pegi lah cari jiran ke ape]. aku intai kat dalam rumah, tiba tiba aku nampak sorang perempuan terapung kat ceiling! muka dia macam ju on, dia pandang aku. nak tau muka dia macam mane? macam kena simbah cat putih. HAHAHA klaka gila. tapi dia hantu! lari lari!

BLAIR tiba tiba HILANG. aku lari! dengan bawak luggage yang berat tu [tiba tiba ade luggage yang dah siap kemas]. aku tinggalkan dorg kat blakang. tapi serena panggil aku. “yun! where are you going!” aku buat pekak je. takot dgn hantu tu. HAHAHA. dorg pun kejar aku sampai dekat tepi jalan. serena dgn jenny muka takde perasaan. aku try tahan kereta, tapi satu pon tak ade gaye nak berhenti. aku give up.

thisisme : i’m scared.

serena : don’t be hun, i know where to go [confident gila muka dia]

thisisme : where to?

serena : we’re heading to Uia Gombak.

thisisme : [WHAT THE HELL, SERENA]

aku nak gelak tapi ikot jela mane dia nak bawak. seriously, kenapa UIA GOMBAK? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. tak tau lah ktorang naik ape, tapi tiba tiba ktorang sampai dekat bowling alley, dekat counter. [nak main bowling ke?] tapi serena tak pergi dekat counter, dia ajak ktorang pegi bilik air, touch up makeup. HAHA. elegant habis lah aku yang tak reti make up ni. hmm tapi ktorang masih risau sebab macam ade orang ikot ktorang dari blakang. “GEDEGANGGGG!!” pintu bilik air depan ktorang bergoncang macam ade gempa bumi. [aku : ape lagiii laa nak jadi ni] aku tengok atas pintu tu, ade kpale orang. nampak headband warna kuning keemasan. BLAIR!

TAPI, muka blair penuh dengan darah! merah gilaaa. merah macam lipstick dia. muka dia macam clueless dengan ape yang dah jadi. dia pun tak tau mcm mane dia ade kat situ. HUHU. ktorang pun LARI! tak ingat lah ape dah jadi dekat blair. tersangkut kat pintu macam tadi je kot. dah takot sangat, serena lupa blair kawan baik dia. ktorang naik kereta! [tak tau kereta sape]. serena pecut laju gilaa! [ade lesen ke tak dia ni] aku betul betulkan seat, then tiba tiba keluar LABAH LABAH yang sangat banyak!! argh!! bongok!! [size labah labah = ibu jari tangan] sakit badan aku kena gigit! banyak gila! eeeeeeeee takot!! penat dah lempang labah labah tu sekor sekor tapi lagi banyak keluar! mereka ni KERAS! dan ELECTRONIC! labah labah robot. “eee bodohhhh!!,” aku jerit.

makin banyak yang kejar, ktorang pun lari balik masuk toilet dekat bowling alley. aku melilau tah ke mana. nampak blair lagi. tapi tak ade dah darah kat muka dia. lepas tu, ayah aku picit idung aku sampai tak boleh bernafas, aku dah lah selsema. HAHAHA. “uiiii, sedapnyaa tidooooo..,” ayah aku kate. aku bukak mata, sengih sorang sorang.. “wow, aku jumpa  gossip girl!!!!!!!,” dalam hati je la jeritnye. kang dorg kate aku gila.

jazz, anyone?

hahaha. little michael :]

can’t get enough of him! love him to bits!

awwuuuuuuuuu~

Team Jacob!!

HECOB HECOB! LOL

listen to Mika – I See You

random thoughts

hellu. how are you? i hope you’re doing just fine with your lives, and also things that you’re dealing with. well, it’s 11.35 pm, my mum and my sister had fallen asleep, the tv is turned on but no one watches it because they all slept already. takbir raya sedang berkumandang.

oww, it’s Eidul Adha tomorrow. i didn’t realised that until i heard the takbir. HEHE. i just don’t have things to do at the moment. downloading process is still going on. tapi tak siap lagi. i’m feeling like typing..

“children gives you peace at heart. they don’t judge you. they cry and laugh sincerely. sometimes you feel like throwing a bomb at a jerk who pissed you off, but you should remember what hatred is turning you into; a jerk. when mum says no, don’t do it. adam lambert may be gay, but his voice is superb. when you stop being afraid, you feel good. songs mean a lot to me. it reminds me of experiences and feelings i had at different times. it is very SICK to love someone who doesn’t even know that you exist. i am dumbfounded each time i’m yelled at. i mean when someone yelled angrily me. i don’t like it. at all. i am grateful that Nadhirah and Hannah are my friends. although we are far from each other. people change, i can see that. we met different people in our journey. and i’m not sure whether our jokes and ‘menganjing’ things are still laughable, but.. i treasure them. i love to eat tuna sandwiches, with a lot of salads. it makes me feel healthy. despite of many new sitcoms aired on tv, The Nanny will always be my favourite. i don’t know how good my english is, until i meet people with better english. my home is not beautiful, but i feel very secure everytime i’m in it. my friends told me that i look more like my father, and the other group of friends argued that i look more like my mother. hey they are my parents. what do you expect. haha”